January 2012
60 posts
“New years is like Halloween for girls.except they don’t have to wear cat...”
– Lucille, on how girls dress on new years
December 2011
60 posts
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New Years Resolution for other people
Women of the world,
Please take a one year break from posing for pictures with your hand on your hip. You know what I am talking about, it makes a triangle shape. We know what you think it does.
You look pretty without doing it and every picture for the last five years looks exactly the same.
Warm regards,
Tom
“My only wish is I die real”
– Drake
Top 25 Drunkest Cities →
CONGRATULATIONS BOSTON!
Anyone who has ever visited will attest to this wholeheartedly (See it isn’t just me).
Also, big ups to Tucson for cracking the top 10
makethecut:
Reno is #4. Beating out San Diego, Las Vegas and San Francisco; All of the places we travel to for drinks. Go figure. A.
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“We both know we know”
Live.to.the.point.of.tears: a lesson in texting... →
Oh so wise.
live-to-the-point-of-tears:
spareunderthemat:beckyc:babyonce:
for people you are:
currently sleeping with
have slept with in the past
would like to sleep with in the future
only kind of friends with (you liar they’re probably in the other three categories but whatever)
if you text them and they do not text…
Dear Office Vending Machine
I returned to work today and noticed that there are no longer pretzel nibs in the vending machine. I further noticed you have replaced the pretzel nibs with the same chips you have in the next three row slots.
I will have you know this means war.
Cold regards,
Tom
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A non-statistical take on the Packers pass defense
I have done zero statistical analysis on this article. Speaking plain, I haven’t read the whole article. What I have done is watched every Packer game this season. Which means I have seen every fourth quarter. Which means I have seem them murder teams for the first three quarters. So I have seen them play prevent defense that has led to a 31st ranking against the pass. Which shows me...
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“Hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor.”
– Hodor (from the Game of Thrones books)
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I am from Madison, Wisconsin. I lived there until I was about 8 years old. As far as life is concerned though I am from Tucson, Arizona. But the fact of the matter is my mom and dad met in Milwaukee, Wisconsin when they were around 15, went to each ones proms together (they went to different high schools. My dad caddied for my grandpa, saw his daughter and asked my grandpa if he could take her...
There are circumstances involving alcohol and weekends where nothing makes me happier than a movie made from 1983 to 1993. Perhaps I have seen it 20 times but it is mac and cheese comforting. Gruyere with prosciutto di Parma and hand rolled shells. With crusty baguette crumbs. When the weather is 40 degrees with a hard wind. So a perfect meal. Wait, I wait a French onion soup with...
New laptop = delivered.
2012 Goals
Run two 13.1 mile races by July 1
Run the Milwaukee marathon with my sister and cousins
Complete the Best of Boston restaurant list with SH
Visit two new countries (I am counting Puerto Rico, don’t judge me)
Visit 5 friends who live in different states
Do a juice fast
Start a new blog
Finish novel
Watch Breaking Bad
Read all of Game of Thrones
Go to New Orleans
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A series of thoughts on a series of things
1. You are my enemy if on the morning bus so you are preoccupied with your device to: a. Make room for people
b. Let people move past you
c. Acknowledge other people’s existence
d. Stop thinking that you are one trillion times more important than you actually are
2. I think there is a significant difference between saying “I am going to kill you” and “I am...
Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week.
On volunteering
(Aside, I am running a computer program that is taking forever. Which I am not happy about. I am also not happy to be here at 630pm with no real end in sight. That is not how I prefer my Monday’s to roll.)
Last weekend I volunteered with an organization I am part of to hand out toys at a Community Health Center. It was pretty cool, kids would come and see Santa and get a toy (no I...
Note
Answering a question with “I don’t know what you are expecting me to say” is a great way to piss someone off/offend them.
“If you think internet anonymity is a license to act like a racist, bigoted jerk,...”
– Zachary Levi, VGA 2011 (via fuckyeahteambartowski)
Word.
(via missgingerlee)
jonnybravo asked: This must have been a very confusing day for Dr. Nahmias and which NBA team he's always been a die-hard fan of. First the Celtics, then the Knicks, then the LAKERS?? That's a lot of jerseys for such a little guy.
“Are you a murderer or a liar?”
– Erin from The Office
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Factoid
When serious work needs to be done I jam Kesha.
Now featured on planet obvious
The lemon meringue crunch protein bar I chose to purchase this morning didn’t task good and now my mouth tastes like synthetic.
Berrets are stupid.
“Mila Kunis: Why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after the big...”
– Notes: 1. I still need to see this movie
2. I love both Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake. The latter only as a friend.
Friends with benefits (via travels-with-charley
)
“You make yourself what you are. You have control of your own destiny. You can’t...”
– I love the a lot.
The Tree of Life (via upward
)
