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GUYS WHO ANNOUNCE THEY “RESCUE” DOGS:
You didn’t run into a burning warehouse or the roof of a flooded barn to get the dog. You went to the pound, because you were too cheap to go to a breeder. You don’t love dogs nearly as much as you love the idea of people thinking you’re a hero. You ever notice people who buy their dogs rarely discuss how they got them, versus these assholes who work the phrase “She’s a rescue” into every conversation? What do you want? Spielberg to make a movie about you?
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Adam Carolla
So funny, buuuuuuuuuuut I’d still get a pound dog
