Either someone is eating chips loud enough that I can hear them into my office with headphones on, I am going crazy, or there is an earthquake going on.
Under no circumstances am I okay with any of these things. In the slightest.
Also, if one more person “needs to talk to me about a project for like two minutes” and it leads to a 25 minute conversation there could be a murder. Two minute conversations require me to say no more than “yes” or “no” no more than three times. If I have to give strategic guidance or draw a chart to draft* it is not a two minute conversation.
*It is a really good chart
